Would you believe that I dropped my camera yesterday into the ocean. Well I did and now I need a new Canon camera. It might be a blessing in disguise since my camera was getting some age on it. Now they have so much better equipment that I’m sure I’ll not only be able to take more pictures but also get better quality in the pictures I take.

I walked out of the store last night and it had been raining. As luck would have it, I dropped my darn cell phone in a puddle so now I’m checking out cell phones. I need one that has a camera and I can send pictures and text messages because that’s how most of my family keeps in touch. I’m sure I’ll find one that is perfect for me. I better real soon too!!  Mama will be mad if she doesn’t hear from me soon.

My brother sent me these and they are too funny not to make sure you have read or heard them.  I hope you at least smile at them.

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on ‘insufficient funds’ when they already know there is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say the paint is still wet?

Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And my FAVORITE……The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends — if they’re okay, then it’s you.