I walked out of the store last night and it had been raining. As luck would have it, I dropped my darn cell phone in a puddle so now I’m checking out cell phones. I need one that has a camera and I can send pictures and text messages because that’s how most of my family keeps in touch. I’m sure I’ll find one that is perfect for me. I better real soon too!!  Mama will be mad if she doesn’t hear from me soon.

This is what I do not like about August.  Up until now, it has been a relatively cool summer but we are getting ready to have to pay and pay dearly for it.  Today it’s in the mid to upper 90′s.  Tomorrow is supposed to be even worse.  In fact, it could reach 100 for the first time this year.  The heat index will be above 100 either way.

I just can’t understand how people can lay on the beach when it’s this hot, not to mention how sorry I feel for the people that have to work out in this kind of heat.  I feel so very sorry for them because they have to work.  I’m already ready for fall.  In fact, I can’t wait with this kind of hear around!!!!  If you have to be out in it, please be careful and drink lots of water and not soft drinks.  Okay?

My brother works for a software development company. In fact, this company in Canada has offered him a job several times but he just doesn’t want to be that far from home.  They develop software for all sorts of business needs at that company just like the company my brother works for.

Since I love horses, the friend of mine that lets me ride her horses sent this to me thinking I would enjoy it.  She was right.  I thought it was too funny.

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.

Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.

He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well.Then one day, the rancher’s widow said to the hired hand, “You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels.” The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.

One o’clock came, however, and he didn’t return. Two o’clock and no hired hand. Finally he returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher’s widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.She quietly called him over to her.

“Unbutton my blouse and take it off,” she said. Trembling, he did as she directed. “Now take off my boots.” He did as she asked, ever so slowly. “Now take off my socks” He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.”Now take off my skirt.”He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light. “Now take off my bra.” Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.

Then she looked at him and said, “If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you’re fired.”

I guess the reason I thought it was so funny is I had a gay friend that used to borrow my clothes all the time but with my permission.  I hated it when he looked better in my clothes than I did.

I just found out the hard way that I’m not fully covered by my insurance company.  Well I started looking for insurance quotes the moment I figured it out. Thank God I have a friend that is in insurance and for some reason, she asked to see my policy. Seems I wasn’t as covered as I should have been.  If something would have happened, I could have lost everything.  Thank God for friends!